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What do you think of this satirical post 9/11 novel I am writing?

Here is the first page of my novelette about a man getting involved with 9/11 conspiracy theories. Its a satirical piece, that pokes fun at the conspiracies, not the tragedy.

You know, now that I think about it, Conspiracy theorists are pretty crazy people to known. They really are what you would imagine one to be, I know, I’ve met a few. All of them have really extreme theories on just about anything – despite substantial evidence backing the truth. Some of these ideas are laughable, unintentional comedy.

For example, I was pretty friendly with this down to earth quiet guy in university. His dad was a stereotypical gruff and salty seaman. ‘Sailed the seven seas’, the full package. According to this veteran ed sailor, M15 blew up his fishing boat. His little boat sank many years ago whilst in port. Whilst harbor master put the incident down to the vessels rotting hull, he claimed he saw frogmen fleeing the scene up the estuary – and the remnants of limpet mines near the salvaged wrecks keel. All this , the sailor claimed, was because he fished out near naval training areas. This is what my friend was told as a child, and then several years later relayed it to me. The Government undertaking a costly action against one of its citizens, with the objective of destroying a small wooden barge is hysterical to us ‘normal’ people.

environmental science on limpets?

this is for a piece of coursework I made up entirely myself from notes and stuff but I was just wondering is it true or not?
The common limpet has relations to snails which make them both part of the mollusc family. Their shell is made up of calcium carbonate which they secrete the more mature they get. Limpets only feed when the tides are in which means when they’re exposed to the open air they cannot feed this usually happens during the day. As limpets are marine life they get their oxygen from the water, which means as well as doing without food when the tides are out they also have to rely on a reserve supply of oxygen. The salinity of water also effects osmosis in limpets which means the further out to sea limpets are the harder it will be for them to survive. The more mature a limpet is the more capable it is of surviving in deeper waters with higher salinity levels. As limpets mature their shells become larger and harder which increases the risk of desiccation from the sun. The fact their shell is larger also increases their ability to hold a bigger oxygen supply than that of a smaller limpet.

What do you think of this satirical post 9/11 novel I am writing?

Here is the first page of my novelette about a man getting involved with 9/11 conspiracy theories. Its a satirical piece, that pokes fun at the conspiracies, not the tragedy.

You know, now that I think about it, Conspiracy theorists are pretty crazy people to known. They really are what you would imagine one to be, I know, I’ve met a few. All of them have really extreme theories on just about anything – despite substantial evidence backing the truth. Some of these ideas are laughable, unintentional comedy.

For example, I was pretty friendly with this down to earth quiet guy in university. His dad was a stereotypical gruff and salty seaman. ‘Sailed the seven seas’, the full package. According to this veteran ed sailor, M15 blew up his fishing boat. His little boat sank many years ago whilst in port. Whilst harbor master put the incident down to the vessels rotting hull, he claimed he saw frogmen fleeing the scene up the estuary – and the remnants of limpet mines near the salvaged wrecks keel. All this , the sailor claimed, was because he fished out near naval training areas. This is what my friend was told as a child, and then several years later relayed it to me. The Government undertaking a costly action against one of its citizens, with the objective of destroying a small wooden barge is hysterical to us ‘normal’ people.

environmental science on limpets?

this is for a piece of coursework I made up entirely myself from notes and stuff but I was just wondering is it true or not?
The common limpet has relations to snails which make them both part of the mollusc family. Their shell is made up of calcium carbonate which they secrete the more mature they get. Limpets only feed when the tides are in which means when they’re exposed to the open air they cannot feed this usually happens during the day. As limpets are marine life they get their oxygen from the water, which means as well as doing without food when the tides are out they also have to rely on a reserve supply of oxygen. The salinity of water also effects osmosis in limpets which means the further out to sea limpets are the harder it will be for them to survive. The more mature a limpet is the more capable it is of surviving in deeper waters with higher salinity levels. As limpets mature their shells become larger and harder which increases the risk of desiccation from the sun. The fact their shell is larger also increases their ability to hold a bigger oxygen supply than that of a smaller limpet.